Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater,
Had a wife but couldn’t keep her.
So she got a job herself
And that kept pumpkins on the shelf.
Jack Sprat could eat no fat,
His wife could eat no lean.
When Jack’s wife had a heart attack,
She adapted a healthier cuisine.
(To the tune of Yon Bonnie Banks of Loch Lomond. This should be sung while driving in heavy traffic, unless it causes a dangerous distraction.)
I’ll take the right side and you take the left side and we will not bother each other.
If I stay in my lane and you stay in your lane, our cars will not hit one another.
4. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the state’s lawyers and all the state’s courts.
Took months to compose all their reports.